I think, I'm like, wet...

OMG! *shrieks!!*

You like, finally embraced your diva-nessess! Ji-Ji?? I'm like sooo jealous! I like, totally LOVE that name. *shrieks!!!* I'm like sooo gonna change my name soon! Maybe I'll choose like, I dunno, like, something that starts with, erm.. I dunno, M? Mae-Mae sounds wayyy fetch, right? Right??!! I'll go ask my BFF to help me, like spell it or something.. Tee hee...

Sows, life's been like, uberly hot. And I mean smoking hawt!! Like BFF Ji-Ji saids, hot guys are like, everywhere. OMGZORZ!! It's like they were born for me, ya know? I mean, helloooo, which guy doesn't think that? Like duhh...

Anywayyy, I think I'm preggers. Like seriously. I like ate a whole bunch of chocolate cos' someone sed it'll like, make your skin gorgeous... Then, then... Ji-Ji says it'll make people preggers. Like what is that?? I totally freaked out and went for a slim wrap or some shit and it's like still there.. And it's in the middle of my tummy... Wait, I think that's my belly-butt-on. Oh nevermind, I'm still hawt.... heehee

Aww, Ji-Ji, Andy's not THAt hawt. He's ok I guess, I'd say adorkable. But hey, his cars gorgeous. I mean, it has like, satellite TV! OMGZORZ can you believ that?? *shrieks* It's like the most hawtest thing in the history of hawtness!! It so fetch, I can't even see the satellite. *whispers* and they say that it's so big it like, flies around that big black thing in the sky... Puhleez.. If it's THAT big, how could it fit into a car? Like duh, even I know it's like, a small as erm.. a lipstick or something... 

Hadi... *sigh* I'm so totally into him. His scooter is like, so CUTE. Have you like, seen him drive? *shrieks!!* And he looks sooo cool! Even when a car is like, gonna knock him, he just like, I don't know, do his like, driving thing! So macho... I bet he loves Pokemon!! XOXO!! I *heart* YOU!!! *shrieks!!*

Aniq is my teddy bear. He's sooo, like, my candy... heehee...

Everyone wants to be me!!

May-May... XD

YOu thought it ended...no...it's just the beginning...

Like oh~ My~ Gawd~ It's been like ages already since I last like chatted with the lowly people. Like it's been far too long since I met my B.F.F MayMay. Hey~ May May, Like what have you been doing? Like I've been seeing all these like hot hot guys. There's this guy called Andy and he's like sooooooooooooo charming. Like I just want to kiss him~ He's so hip with his "WHATHAT" and like those "HURDTHAT". There's also like that Hadi, he is like sooooo cooool. He made me melt when he talked *Fans face really fast* *gasp* *gasp* I..I...It's making me hot just thinking about him~ And then there's that cute guy Aniq~ He's just so cute~ With his like mole on one side. He's so sweet~ He like offered me a cigerette just now~ Even if I don't smoke, he's just so caring~ And he's so soft~ Well, till next time~!

Love Ji Ji~!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~

Like heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~ I like got this new hot hot hot guy and like he's so like fetch *frying sound* and and and he said he liked my babyfeederssssssss and what are those anyways??? but it sounds so scandaloussssss. Oh and that Monica, she's like so so so so so so so swu...stu...stew....stupi...STEWPAD! *giggle* And like I love chocolate and like chocolate, and and I think that if I eat too much chocolate I'll get pregnante!

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Love Ji Ji!
XOXO

She's a uhm.. what's that word again?

Go Jon! BFFs forever!! She like, so deserved it!

Michelle's a damn biatch. OMG like that day, like I saw her wearing like the same skirt as I did. She thinks she's so hot when both of us are hotter. Helloooo Girl, you're like messing with the wrong popular queens!

I like wanted to slap her too but I like don't have the nerve. Plus my nails were just manicured. Do you know how much it costs nowadays to like do manicures?! Nevermind Jon, we'll go do our nails again together, kay? Don't cry, or I'll.. I'll (stammers).. like... totally cry too!! Waaaaa!!!

XOXO,

MayMay

Like whateverrrrrrr~

Owh my gawd~ Like today, I saw Michelle and she was like acting all bitchy and stuff. Like she things she's hot when she's not, I like couldn't take it and I went to her. I was like "That like doesn't even suit you" and she was like "Like whatever". OH! How could she like do that to me, it was like rude~ So I like grabbed her head and scratched her face, and like I broke my nail *wails*

And like Maymay, I totally agree with your crush on the new guy, he's like so hot *frying sound*

Oh my GAWD!!

OH...

MY...

GAWD!!!!!

*squeals*

I saw the new guy today. He's like sooooooooooo cute!! *shrieks*

I heard from a friend of a friend that he's like, you know... rich and gets like, 100 bucks a day or something. That could, like buy me like errr.. 15~ errrm... 2x5=20... erm yeah yeah!! Like 20 cucumbers for my, facial!! OMG!! That's like, sooooo rich!

Psst... Did you hear he was like expelled from his like last college? Oooooo!! Scandalous!!

You love to hate me,
May

Hi y'all!!

Hi!! I'm Mayrinara.

My friends like, call me Maymay 'cos I'm like, forgetful and it hurts my head when I try to think too much. And like, long words are such a bother. I mean, hello!! 3 silabels (is it how you spell it? My younger brother taught me. Teehee!!) are like, more than enough. I mean, I have so much things to do. You know, shopping, gossiping and, like, getting my cucumber mud facial with my pwetty doggie, Carbynara.

Ok. That's all for today. My nails need filing. It's so hard to type so much words.

You know you want to hate me,
Maymay. *winks*